Biker Beware: Porn filmed along the river?

I was riding home Tuesday afternoon when I saw something odd along the trail between Falls Bridge and Ridge Avenue. First, I noticed the two men with cameras. Then, I noticed the girl (woman?). It was a chilly afternoon, but she was dressed in a small tank top, netted stockings (were they purposefully torn at her butt cheeks?) and shorts that resembled underwear. She was rollerblading, badly I must say (or was she just pretending to not know how?). I put 2 and 2 together and realized they were filming a movie of some sort, but whether it was comedy or porn, I couldn’t say. As I got closer the woman began to skate away, unabashedly gesticulating her butt as she awkwardly lunged forward, bobbing her butt up and down, apparently unaware of the added person in her audience. The “film crew”, however, did notice me, and their sheepish grins belied the nature of the film. This was no comedy…So, biker beware, there is some funky stuff that goes on along the Schuylkill. And if you’re into that sort of thing and find yourself watching one of these questionable “movies” that involves a woman skating along the river and then to the left you see another (fully clothed) woman ride by with a butterfly helmet on, that’s me, chuckling a little as I ride by.

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2 comments on “Biker Beware: Porn filmed along the river?

  1. Dee says:

    LMAO! What the heck!

  2. Ken says:

    This isn’t the first time you’ve written about women roller bladers. What is it about them that … just kidding 🙂 Sorry I missed it.

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